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137,465 notes | Reblog | 46 minutes ago

chafing-nipples:

kthnxbaiii:

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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Fuck.

I literally just threw my phone

286,594 notes | Reblog | 46 minutes ago

dark-horizonn:

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

Really tho


377,419 notes | Reblog | 47 minutes ago

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.


130,899 notes | Reblog | 48 minutes ago

francisfordfiesta:

according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now


191,841 notes | Reblog | 49 minutes ago

I want to _____ you.

robberszouis:

southpauz:

alwaysbetruexo:

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

Don’t be chicken, tell me :)

There are people like this

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and then there are people like this

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and I love both of them

I GOT “cuddle and listen to the 1975 with you

424,555 notes | Reblog | 49 minutes ago

"If you can just stop loving her then you never really loved her at all. Love doesn’t work that way. If you ever truly love someone, then it never goes away. It can become something else. There are all different sorts of love. It can even become hate—a thin line and all that—and, really, hate is just another kind of caring."

-Blakney Francis, Someone I Used to Know  (via zuiol)

(Source: simply-quotes.net)


52,724 notes | Reblog | 50 minutes ago

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis


158,715 notes | Reblog | 50 minutes ago

iridescentoracle:

embroideredcupcake:

Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.


26,078 notes | Reblog | 51 minutes ago

Bob, why are they making her count?

To make her afraid, sir.

OK, but why? What for?

For fun, sir.

(Source: lecompanion)


307 notes | Reblog | 52 minutes ago

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia

68,075 notes | Reblog | 53 minutes ago

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is


75,124 notes | Reblog | 54 minutes ago

The cast of The Walking Dead poses for a portrait at the Getty Images Portrait Studio powered by Samsung Galaxy at Comic-Con International 2014 at Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 26, 2014 in San Diego, California

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2,505 notes | Reblog | 12 hours ago

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.


167,872 notes | Reblog | 12 hours ago
winchester-slut:

nurmengardx:

doctorspockspaceman:


#Did they put Jensen on a box

Or he just stood on Misha

they pushed his knees together

i bet sam’s sitting on a chair

winchester-slut:

nurmengardx:

doctorspockspaceman:

#Did they put Jensen on a box

Or he just stood on Misha

they pushed his knees together

i bet sam’s sitting on a chair

(Source: mishasteaparty)


79,388 notes | Reblog | 12 hours ago
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