today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.
When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice
When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice
Please reblog if you wouldn’t act differently around a friend if they came out as bisexual, gay, lesbian, asexual, or admitted to being trans.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
haha are you kidding me
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.
Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.
Where’d Steve get himself off to now??
Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????
What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????
STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy
ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
people saying negative things about a character you love that aren’t even constructive criticisms of their character or valid points and are just pointlessly and immaturely rude
what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated
And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.
CRY EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
"Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed. It is all part of the fairytale."
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
Self absorbed Bitch.
i’m a bitch because i can…
"Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else." - Sebastian Stan